Please allow me to introduce Joan.
Full name is Joan Rivers Mix-Graham.
Likes? So far, scratching the hell out of things, hiding under the couch.
Dislikes? Car rides.
We bought Joan at a pet store on Burrard Street. She cost more than our microfiber loveseat, which is ironic because she is destroying the microfiber loveseat as I write this.
Joan is a blue point Himalayan cat. She may live to be 20 years old, unless she jumps off the balcony while we are at work tomorrow.
I wonder if Joan likes me? What will Joan do all day?
I keep thinking about how Joan has never tasted any fried foods. Would Joan like fried foods?
Yes, Joan is truly a blank canvas. Godspeed, Joan.